jokes for the new year 2020

Fun for the New Year 2020

To save friends from boredom on New Year's Eve, you should prepare for the celebration in advance: come up with something interesting. Something that will surely help dilute the friendly atmosphere with humor and laughter. Original New Year jokes will help you in this, which will definitely make the beginning of 2020 unforgettable.

Lazy games

Adults are often lazy after a couple of glasses of champagne to run to the dance floor. To “warm up” the comrades, the following fun games will do.

Like - not like

A bold and even “spicy” choice for a company in which there are both guys and girls with a good sense of humor. The essence of the game is that the neighbors on the festive table (of different sexes) “appreciate” each other’s appearance and say one thing that they like best in their partner’s appearance and one that they like less. For example, they like ears, but they don’t like the thumb. After everyone has made a choice, you will need to kiss the part of the body that you like and bite the one that is the least attractive.

Associations

A psychological game like the Crocodile, but for the lazy, it is suitable to defuse the atmosphere after previous jokes. The rules are simple: “Galya” is chosen, which leaves the premises until the remaining “players” figure out which famous person, acquaintance or animal to think of. After the choice is made, the driver returns and tries, without any prompts or gestures, to guess: who did they guess? He is only allowed to ask suggestive questions, constructed in a funny way. For example: “If it were a smartphone, which one?” Or “Or if it was a dog, cookies, perfume, vegetable, etc., then what?” Players are trying to come up with fun associations. For example, “It would be the movie Pulp Fiction” or “It would be a piano without keys.” Usually all participants are actively involved in the process and then they laugh for a long time at the absurd answers of the driver.

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Translation difficulties

Everyone has a smartphone. So why not use it as a laugh generator? Open Google Translate and drive in the lyrics or poem in Russian, translate into any language you like, then translate the resulting text back into Russian. How do you like Japanese hoku, obtained by translating everyone’s favorite New Year’s song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”:

"A tree was born in the forest

In the forest, she grew up.

Winter and summer are thin

Was he green? ”

"Bunting, sir!"

For this competition you need 2 teams of 2 people. One contestant in the team is a cook, the second is a taster. The latter needs to blindfold. Each of the two contestants will have to try the same dishes and try to guess what they are prepared from. The one who guesses more ingredients won.

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Guess the melody

Almost all of us in childhood loved this show. So why not try to imitate it during a party? Guests need to be divided into 2 teams, and then include popular songs until someone sings. Those who know more tunes will win.

You can also add here the contest “Answer by song”. Its essence is that one of the participants sang a question from a famous song, and the other would answer him. For example, one person sings: “Who invented you, starry country?”, And a participant from another answers: “A strange woman, a strange ...”. The team that was able to answer more questions wins.

Time for toasts and congratulations

2020 is the year of the Rat. Therefore, jokes should correspond to the symbol of triumph. A very interesting solution would be to put a gift at the bottom of a large box, and on top - a balloon filled with helium with a piece of paper with wishes for next year. Imagine the picture: the guest opens the box, and from there the ball flies out. Perplexity immediately arises: "And is that all?" But after that, a person will notice at the bottom a useful and necessary gift, after which his expectations will be justified and the value of the “gift” will increase significantly. As a wish, you can choose a cool quatrain. It would be especially cool to congratulate someone who was born in the year of the Rat:

“In the year of the mouse, I heartily congratulate you,

Born under the sign of this animal.

And I wish you a successful year,

Let your life be easy!

I wish you to be quick too

Like a mouse, and no less perky! ”

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The rest are suitable for such jokes:

“And in the new, let’s be an exception,

The rat doesn’t rattle us good,

So that everything is as we wish,

To make it clear and easy! ”

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“Let without anger and worries

Myshkin New Year will pass!

Let them ring with drunken glasses!

Happy New Year to you, people! ”

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“If you suddenly see her,

Someone suddenly screams: "Oh-yo!"

Climbing on a stool

But usually then, coquette!

Well, we’re even glad to see her

Rats year will come as it should!

We will share success with her,

That was enough for us at all! ”

You can still stuff a joke from the category “on the verge of a foul” into the ball, but you need to know your interlocutor well so that you do not inadvertently offend “thin nature”:

“They don’t like rats in the collective,

They usually say scat

But there are exceptions

Everyone knows about him (her), colleagues ... "

You can also give standard gifts, and then please loved ones with balls, inside of which there will be notes with sweet wishes. If there are no balls, then we can limit ourselves to pieces of paper: the main thing is how they will be presented. Pleasant emotions for each guest are guaranteed in any case.

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Predictions time

Being in search of New Year's jokes for 2020, it is difficult to get around the topic of comic predictions. For the year of the rat, predictions in poetic form are suitable. Here are some ideas for these comic messages:

“Myshkin will bring you good luck!”

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“The mouse gives us love: you will find yours again”

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“If you show skill, you will be lucky in the New”

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“The mouse bodes good luck and a brand new cottage!”

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“No sorrows, no worries Rats will not let in the New Year!”

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“The mouse is preparing for you discoveries and excellent events.”

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“Rats a year goes to us all - will be in the New without problems”

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